December 2009
yes please, do very much want. →
what a nice afternoon
spent on the phone to my dad, who has spent the afternoon at the police station
“pam, i am in a spot of bother”
what a dick.
charlotte: what did you watch?
~pam maybe maybe: lol erm idk lots of things!
charlotte: i bet you watched fifi and the flower tots. i hate that programme.
~pam maybe maybe: lol! no i watched coach trip, lots of coach trip.
charlotte: whats that?
~pam maybe maybe: omg!
~pam maybe maybe: its where these people go on a coach trip around the world with a gay tour guide called brandon
its a reality show~
charlotte: sounds great :L
charlotte: im listening to will young because i love him
charlotte: i'd fancy him even more if he wasn't gay.
~pam maybe maybe: lol!
charlotte: its true!
he sounds like the angel gabriel
charlotte: which means he sounds lovely
charlotte: now im listening to beyonce because she is also lovely
im going to dream about her tonight
lol tom ily
~pam maybe maybe: i am trying to be classy
Tommmmmmmmm: superdry isn't that classy lol
it's just cool
~pam maybe maybe: yeah ok
im tryin to be cool
Tommmmmmmmm: and retro american
Tommmmmmmmm: you are suceeding!
i can act like such a dick sometimes
~pam maybe maybe: christmas... WHAT IS CHRISTMAS
Elliot: It's the birthday of JESUS
and everyone sends other people gifts as a celebration.
~pam maybe maybe: jesus... WHO IS JESUS
Elliot: He is the son of God.
This year is his 2009th birthday.
~pam maybe maybe: god... WHO IS GOD
Elliot: God is your mother.
~pam maybe maybe: mother... WHO IS MOTHER
Elliot: the woman who's vagina you came out of.
~pam maybe maybe: vagina... WHAT IS VAGINA
“i think i’d better leave right now… like a candle in the wind”
– jordan shellard, when he thought 2 songs were the same song :’)
i think i'll start using this again
it’s good to vent.