January 2011
What Is Binary Code?
fakescience:
apart from the whole “YOU ARE CRAZY” letter, i had a pretty nice day really
did bowling at the spectrum, me, emma, katy, and lauren went on a lane together, i always thought they were a bit bitchy, but they are actually so lovely! so that was fun n__n and i laughed for ages at the fact that the boys on josh’s team set his name up as “NOSHUA!!!!”
then i got a lift to...
what the fuck do they even do in a FOUR HOUR doctor appointment anyway
i can just see it being a load of bullshit questions like “are you a happy person?” and “do you often get urges to hit small children?”
they’ve given me 6 fucking pages of questions like that to answer
such a waste of time
i don’t know if i’m going to go or not
i just wish people...
im fucking sick of this.
why can’t people just mind their own business, and actually listen to me for once?
tomorrow=busy times
don’t wanna get up early for school :( that’s one of the main reasons why i love weekends so much! anyway, i have a couple of average lessons, then ice skating for two lessons, then going to walk to meet mum so she can give me a lift to the piercing place, getting my webbing done again, then going swimming with my father 8) mum said she’d come to, but when we...
tv: now on channel 4, we explore the issue of sex education in school
mum: WHAT, but it's meant to be come dine with me!!!!
these are the shoes i got, i love love love them →
today i spent like £50
wait
more
NUUUUUUGH
got shoes for school but i’ll probably wear them normally cause i love them, they were £20
had to buy some trainers for this bloody run that i’ve signed up to do, they were £15 cause i wanted airwalk ones cause i’m fussy
had to get the shopping that dad couldn’t be arsed to get as well
and mcdonalds on my way home from work...
mums mobile just rang
she’s in the bath so i answered
it was some weird guy with a weird accent
WHAT IF MY MUM IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A WEIRD GUY WITH A WEIRD ACCENT
i hung up after he asked who i was
hope it wasnt the bank or someone….
texted my mum asking if we could stop off at...
got a text back saying “what, nnnnnnnnnnno, i don’t remember saying i’d swim, can i plz plead dementia/insanity etc???”
what did i just sign up for a 2.5k race for?! not cool pam, not cool
i just realised that it’s the same distance as from my house to halfway to school
bollocks bollocks bollocks
anyway, went to town with ryan today, it was lovely, and i got my tongue web pierced, but the munter didn’t screw the ball on properly cause he was too busy watching time team, so the bar fell out, so i rang...
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Your A DUTTYYY SKANKK!!!
i do try
let me answer your unanswerable questions
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Why are you so skinny?
cause i don’t eat very much
let me answer your unanswerable questions
im getting another hole put in me today
tongue web piercing, eee
tonight i found out that i am on the guy who i like’s ‘to do’ list. tonight is a good night indeed. and my manager gave me Nandos food :D and i met a lovely ticket officer on the train, he was hilarious!
even my cat wont be single on valentines day this year
YES WE KNOW ABOUT YOU AND BELLA FROM NUMBER 129, FLAKE
so
so
full
crisps, shortbread, beer, and porridge
I LIVE A VERY HEALTHY LIFESTYLE OK
not impressed with whichever munter family member of mine replaced the baileys with water
I see this and my mouth foams because of endless... →
lickystickypickyme:
A ‘cruel and callous’ teenage mother who hurled a kitten to its death from the 11th floor of a tower block has been spared jail.
Stacey Ravenall, 19, hit the four-month-old animal before throwing it out of the window and telling its owner: ‘You didn’t want it anyway.’
After hitting the ground, the kitten, named Cuwella, continued to suffer for about 15 minutes before it...
made mozzarella and mushroom risotto cakes at school today
cooked a couple for lunch and saved the rest
nicest thing i’ve ever cooked
I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL DINNER
tmi tuesday
heypsst:
tatteredwombat:
during yoga class today i farted and had to try and pretend it was the yoga mat
OMG, I have yoga classes too! Couldn’t you hold your fart? That’s what I try to do anyways lol.
i love yoga! i thought i wouldn’t enjoy it, but i do n__n how long have you been doing it for? haha i did try, but i was trying to use all my concentration on not falling over!
my mum just said that my prom dress reminds her of...
TAKE ME NOW
today, chloe was telling us about how one of her family members stole her phone and signed he up for a dating site and downloaded the app and now keeps getting messages from creepy old men
so me and ryan created an account and downloaded it on my phone, calling ourselves “sexyman”, and we are 60 years old, and we keep sending her creepy messages containing her personal information,...
i think museli may have taken over from weetabix as my top food
LUV SULTANAS
tmi tuesday
during yoga class today i farted and had to try and pretend it was the yoga mat
eating weetabix and listening to beyonce in an empty house, never been happier!
man on jezza keyle talking about how he wouldn't...
SHUTUP, I GET £3.64 AN HOUR, YOU LAZY CUNT
i am actually looking forward to a monday!? i have my college interview for the one i actually want to go to tomorrow, which means a lay-in :D then as soon as i get to school i’m going ice skating with emma for PE, and we’re going to pretend we’re middle aged women and get a costa afterwards 8) and then i just have history, and i just bought a ton of cigarettes, so i will be able...